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Alone Time Soap

  • $11.00
  • $14.00


Why you so thick?

Boy, are you terrible at taking hints. When I started responding to all your inane questions with random non-sequiturs, you didn't flinch. When I quit looking you in the eye, nada. And when I screamed "leave me the F alone!" at the top of my lungs, you fled the room but went on a texting spree. And that's why I hopped on a bus to Alaska and ditched my phone for soup cans.
  • Leave Me Alone Tea Scented
  • Net Weight: Approximately 6 oz