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Midlife Crisis Soap

  • $11.00
  • $14.00


Smells like a motorcycle.

Or a perm. Or a food truck. Whatever it is, you're throwing caution to the wind and finally going for it. And not a second too soon. Your chances of getting hit by a bus just keep going up, and nobody wants to die without at least experiencing the magic of a spiral perm.

  • Kumquat Tree Scented
  • Net Weight: Approximately 6 oz