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Shaking Shit Up

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Every great mixologist needs the right tools. Whether you’re just beginning to understand what goes into a rum and Coke or find yourself ready to experiment with more advanced concoctions, this shaker will help you on your way. It’s an aesthetic masterpiece thanks to stainless steel construction and a gorgeous satin-gold finish, and the 25-ounce capacity means you can make enough old fashioneds for a crowd. Then there are the expletives. A delicate smattering of curse words and graphic flourishes bring this shaker to life, adding a ton of personality to anyone’s home bar and sparking conversation at your next at-home happy hour.

  • MIX DRINKS WITH STYLE AND SASS: This high-quality stainless steel cocktail shaker has a satin gold finish and elegantly rendered expletives.
  • GREAT FOR GIFTING: Buy this shaker for all your girlfriends or drinking buddies. You'll need one for yourself too, of course!
  • PROFANITY IS F*CKING PERENNIAL: Who doesn't love a good swear, especially when it's paired with elegant calligraphy?
  • INCLUDES: 3-piece stainless steel shaker: shaking tin, lid with built-in strainer, and cap. 25-ounce/740 ml capacity. Satin gold finish with black decal. Hand wash only.